Tuesday, February 26, 2008

more about beer...


I like Jesus and I like beer, but the blog Madville.com has an interesting point...
Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
9. Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don’t force beer on minors who can’t think for themselves.
6. When you have beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody’s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer.
4. You don’t have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.
3. There are laws saying that beer labels can’t lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a beer.
1. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.

91 comments:

Anonymous said...

wow, this is incredibly stupid.

Anonymous said...

wow, this is incredibly funny!!! HAHAHA

Anonymous said...

WOW,this is so very true and funny!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

WOW,this is so very true and funny!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

God forgive this idiot for he dont know what he has said and written here....

Anonymous said...

You are very stupid!!! Talk about stupidity, we know where you are going!!

Anonymous said...

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is just a joke you know, Americans are less strict on Christianity sadly. Just forgive them as Jesus would.

Anonymous said...

That is the stupidest thing I have EVER heard. Berr is crapy compared to God! Beer can ruin your life Gdo SAVES it!

Anonymous said...

Well I think beer wouldn't exist without Jesus. I find the list a ommon understanding of what his followers are about, and while I disagree, it's a situation that does exist.

Anonymous said...

couldnt have said it better myself...beer is a thousand times better than jesus

Anonymous said...

Actually these comments about how the church has misrepresented Christ so often for so long are all too true. Fortunately not all of us are like that. I am a devoted follower of Jesus and I make my own beer. I think this post is funny and sad all at the same time...and if I may be so bold...I think Jesus does too. I wish I could sit down with Him and talk about it over an ice cold beer...and I have the balls to put my name on this post ya wieners.

Anonymous said...

yeah i just want to say personally i couldn't even believe the title of this nonsense i was looking for a picture of jesus and found this mess.Secondly iwas offended because i am a born again baptized in jesus name christian who loves God and whoever put this on here its not funny and whoever thinks this is funny needs jesus, there you go. So if i were you i would take this off because jesus knows all and see's all and you need to ask him for forgiveness.

Anonymous said...

May god have mercy on your soul...you dont know what trouble you are getting into whether it is a joke or not. Ill keep you in my prayers. God doesnt look at this as a joke. while some or most americans dont take God seriously, i do and this is something more than you can bargain for.

Anonymous said...

I fucking love this! Seriously, all you jesus freaks can shut up because what will you saying that your going to pray for our souls when we dont agree with you do except make us despise you more? jesus was a cool guy, but i don't think he was the son of god. Why you ask? because i believe in a little thing called science! Anyway, if god and jesus really are who they claim to be, I'm sure they would think this is hilarious. "Anonymous said...
That is the stupidest thing I have EVER heard. Berr is crapy compared to God! Beer can ruin your life Gdo SAVES it!"
I really think both can ruin your life if you make them your life, but while beer works on an individual scale, organized religion is the cause of more global disasters.

Anonymous said...

Lord, please forgive the person who wrote this.

Anonymous said...

I like Jesus too, he does a good job on our lawn.

My license is up this year, I'm growing my hair and my beard so I look like Jesus.

I'm posting while drinking beer!

Anonymous said...

lord, please forgive this person. please help him to realize his stupidity.

Anonymous said...

Jesus died for everyone who wrote here. He is Love, and the only One who satisfies. Beer doesn't love, nor satisfy. God bless and save everyone who reads this.

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Anonymous said...

you so stupied you dum ass punk your dum ass realize you go`rn straight to hell and i hope you do what in the hell made u do that shit dum ass gosh u stupid

Anonymous said...

To Carrie:
Liar, Lunatic, or Lord.
If you want to say that he was good guy for some of what he said in the bible, then you must accept everything that he is attributed to saying in the bible.
So i ask: Liar, Lunatic, or Lord?

Anonymous said...

Don't Play with God

Anonymous said...

i can't decide what's funnier: the list or the response

Anonymous said...

don't play with god or you could go to hell

Anonymous said...

God loves and looks after people. Beer doesn't do anything for them.

Anonymous said...

I am a Christian so I take offence. But God will forgive you for being such a dumb idiot even though you've hurt people's feelings, because GOD IS GOOD!!!

Anonymous said...

God forgive the dumb a**es who mock him.

Anonymous said...

ALA YI SAMHAK YA WALADY BIS IW3A TA3MIL KIDA TANNY!!! THE LORD SHALL FORGIVE YOU BUT IN GOD'S SAKE DO NOT SIN AGAIN LIKE THAT OT HE WILL NOT BE PLEASED WITH YOU. HE IS MERCIFUL SO DO NOT MOCK HIM OR HE WILL NOT FORGIVE YOU. GO CONFESS NOW FOR THIS TERRIBLE SIN OR YOU SHALL SPEND ETERNITY IN HELL.
XXX FURTURE PRIEST

Anonymous said...

All of you who thinks this is funny, you are stupid idiots and you should apologize to Jesus.
God, forgive those who think that that beer is better than you; they know not what they say.

Anonymous said...

Theinteresting thing here, aside from the freeform spelling, are what the comments say about the commentor. Your personal view of god tends to reflect your own personality quite a bit I have found, and these are very telling. On one hand you have the beer drinking laid back nice people who believe that jesus himself would be man enough to take a joke and god enough to forgive such a minor slight. One the other you have extremely vindictive not so nice people who cant bear the slightest jest against their god. They find him so weak that they must defend him against typed words but knowing deep in their hearts it will all be ok because Jesus the all forgiving omnibenevolent will cast these jokesters into an enternal lake of fire.
I'll stick with the nice beer folks.

JC Murphy said...

Well said, Ty.

akhil said...

you are very stupid.

Anonymous said...

Funny that all of these anti-Jesus fools always remember to call upon Jesus when they are in trouble....

Anonymous said...

I just hope ONE DAY YOU WILL realize what you did. i truly feel sorry for you. And i just want to know why are you doing this? But i am sure that JESUS STILL loves you.

Anonymous said...

im 15 years old and i just want to say:
listen all commenting christians i know that when you see this blesphemous image you just get soo angry and soo sad trust me i know the feeling but you just have to remember what jesus would've wanted you to do. leave it up to God to judge, we dont have the authority. as jesus said "judge not lest you be judged,for you yourself shall be judged by the same standards you yourself shall apply".
when i saw this image it felt like my heart broke to see someone mocking christ and in such a crude way. but i actually feel really sorry for him because he doesn't feel the fullness and love that i do as a christian. and i know that he must be thinking oh,, yeah whatever you freak.... but i dont care.

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Anonymous said...

These people dont realize that they will never have a better friend than Jesus Christ. He is always there for you when you need him. I suggest that these people try saying "The Sacred Heart of Jesus Novena".........and they will see that Jesus will give them their hearts desires. I love you Jesus and thank you for being there for me and answering my prayers. I loveee youuuuu JESUS!!!

Anonymous said...

People who turn to beer and drugs obviously have some sort of void in their life. If they came to know Jesus he would fill that void instead of beer. I have also prayed the "Sacred Heart of Jesus" novena and it has helped me tremendously. I LOVE U JESUS!!!

Anonymous said...

For all of you who feel beer is better than Jesus, I am posting this Novena to Jesus, for one day you may need it....."Dear Heart of Jesus in the past I have asked for many favours this time I ask for this very special one (mention your favour).Take it Dear Jesus where your father sees it so that in your merciful eyes it will become your favor not mine. AMEN

Anonymous said...

YOU ARE SOOO NOT GOING TO HEAVEN! NOTHING! NOTHING is better than GOD! You know he CREATED the people who mad ebeer! And he created YOU! So why the hell r u saying that God is better than beer!?!?!?!

Anonymous said...

Guys who think this is wrong, if you were Christians like you say, you would just let it go and hope that the child who made this will not be punished for his sin.

Anonymous said...

"For if you forgive men when they sin against you, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. But if you do not forgive men their sins, your Father will not forgive your sins."

Anonymous said...

i agree with colin however
im a devout christian and i do believe that this image is extremely wrong and hurtful but im not going to start swearing and saying things like "you're going to hell" to the creator because i know that jesus wouldnt want us to do that, he would want us to forgive, and isnt that what it means to be christian?
when they were spitting and mocking jesus, did jesus get angry and say "i hate you or you're going to hell" or when they whipped and crucified him, NO he said "God forgive them, for they know not what they do."
and i believe this guy doesn't know what he done.

Anonymous said...

judgment, insalts, and personal belief's are defenatley not christain. this was ment as a joke and just because someone who is christian may not agree with it, that doesnt mean that the person who made this is stupid or not christian. it doesnt say anyweres in the bible not to drink. as long as u dont abuse it it wont hurt you. although this goes against God, he wouldent judge or condem a person for laffing at it. just because we laff doesnt mean we indulge in what it says. if your christian you would know the diference between looking at this and laffin about it or looking at it and following what it says. maybe the man just isnt chirstian. but if he's not that is no reason be ignorent towards his belives. just praying for him or her could make the diference.

Anonymous said...

You are extrememly retarted,obviously your an alcholic. So of course you will think beer is your comforter. But Jesus should be your comforter because he will never lead you to health promblems or money promblems,or even from killing other people in drunk driving like beer would.Your absolutely disgusting and need a life. Turn over,be a better person.FIND GOD!AMEN!

Anonymous said...

wow...i lost a best friend to a drunk driver...do u know how bad i want to find that person who killed him? And your going to sit here and say beer is so great...when it took away a life. You know, put yourself in other people shoes...your so ignorent, and thats why our world can't grow, because we have to much people on this planet like you. And then you have people who work so hard in life and just try to get through and get then hit by a car from a "beer lover" just like you. You probably don't care, but my bestfriend impacted alot of people and now he's gone. Do you know how much my world turned around? But you know what the best thing i could do? pray. Because Jesus is their for me. Maybe you should try it sometime. I know you will soon when you feel like everything is taken away from you.Because we all hit a point in our life feeling like we have nothing. But we will always have our God and faith. No one will take that away from me.So say what u want, but i am a strong faithful christian who been through alot already in my life. But that just makes my life more golden and makes me stronger. I LOVE JESUS!

Anonymous said...

I dare these beer lovers to pray the Holy Spirit Novena.....it can be found on the net......after saying it they will have their hearts desires....and they will se they will have a need for God and not for beer. Thank u God for being there for me in the last while and thank u Jesus, you have saved me from death. I love u Jesus!!

Anonymous said...

Excuse you, but this is VERY insulting to those who are Christian, including me. you may think that beer is great for all these reasons, but beer is a mindless drink that is horrible for you and your body. Jesus is the way, and the light. Beer will not grant you eternity.

Anonymous said...

judging only makes it worse, so im not gonna say that the people who made this are sinners and are super messed up, but im just here to voice my opinion....

i was born into a christian home and always respected and followed God. In middle school, i forgot about what i believed in and entered the party world, as most of us do. i started doing drugs and drinking alchohol, and one night a few months after i turned twelve, i had sex with a guy i didnt even know becasue i was drunk. i thought i was pregnant so my mom took me out of school to homeschool me. i felt like a failure to my family, i wasnt aloud to hang out with my old friends, and barely left the house. on top of that, the one guy i ever liked for himself lost his respect for me, so i started cutting myself. i was sent to counseling and support groups, but that didnt really help. i was still cutting myself and doing drugs and things with guys. what i was doing wasnt partying anymore, it was a lifestyle. i couldnt stop. i then realized that Jesus Christ was the answer. it took a while to get clean, but my life with the Lord has blessed me insanely!! we have such a strong relationship, and i get amazing reminders of his love every day... before when i was living in dark, of course i had fun with getting drunk and high and whatnot, but bad things start happening to you and your life is in the duuuumps man! being with God is so beautiful and he lays out for me so many opporutunities in life... he is my savior and my best friends. you dont even know what he is doing to my life and how much i am bennefiting positively. if you have any questions about how to get connected with the Lord or just any questions in general, email me at surfgurlZiN72@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

For two years now I have been through hell, both mentally and physically, but praying to God and to Jesus has taken away all of my problems. Drugs and beer are only temporary but God is forever so I am asking all of these beer lovers to try THE HOLY SPIRIT NOVENA which can be found on google. Thank you GOD and JESUS for always being there for me........

Anonymous said...

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"

Ben Frankin

dude said...

dude that's not funny

Anonymous said...

This is pretty funny...Look...this is just meant to be silly. It is not meant to be offensive! Why do so many people take offense at that? I am an atheist but have plenty of Christian friends and they make jokes like this! They are true believers who make religious jokes. They are not going to hell and I think that Jesus would find this amusing. Honestly!And is your god gonna rain down fire and brimstone just because somebody made a joke? That sounds a little old testament to me. Cuz I thought(from what I learned while I still believed)that Christians believed in a fatherly loving god, not a vengeful, violent, wrathful god! Chill out and just take it for what it is, a JOKE (Not an injustice comparable to racism, homophobia,poverty or religious persecution...even though many treat it that way...). All you people do is prove the points right...and I'm straight edge so I hate beer...I like Jesus cuz he had some really cool things to say. I don't think he's any deity...but...he was a smart guy who said a lotta stuff about injustice and did his best to help. That is what you Christians should be concerned with, not sacrilige!

Also...I've tried prayer and all that...It has not worked for me...I just don't see how an all loving, all powerful being could allow all of the pain and injustice in the world...
I at least try to live Jesus' message of peace and solidarity! Maybe you should read the Bible instead of just thumping it!

Anonymous said...

It also seems funny that the Bible thumpers here, calling all others "ignorant" are not only using the word incorrectly but using horrific grammar!

It's funny that you'll call others ignorant without looking at the things you say!

I hate to judge, but you people screaming "redeption" and "love Jesus" are the ignorant ones. I can understand your confusion at jokes from other points of view...I feel confused by some of your comments...but hey...we all live on this little world and last time I checked we can't go anywhere else. So let's practice SOLIDARITY instead of forcing beliefs on each other!
Can't you people see how blind you are?!?
Wow...that is an oxymoron...

Anonymous said...

So God created beer and wants us to be happy???? Well, sorry to put a damper on your party but the bible says that all idolators, DRUNKARDS, liars etc will not go to heaven..........

Anonymous said...

Ah yes...
But doesn't the Bible also say that "god" will grant forgiveness to all who ask for it? So that means pretty much anybody can get to heaven. It's funny...I don't believe in anything but I still seem to be able to tell when people are misquoting and misrepresenting the Bible...It was not intended to be taken literally! It's purpose was to try to explain the unknown and to set some rules for a society. So...maybe it was meant to be taken literally...
But, take into consideration that it was written by people who knew nothing of the world and in their lack of knowledge and insecurity they created stories for comfort and to let them feel as though they understood. The Bible is the same as any book of Ancient Greek Myths. It is a story filled with characters created by the ignorant masses to explain and relieve fear of the unkown.
I have no problems with true believers. I just have a problem with those who force their beliefs on others. The way many of the comments are seen is as a display of fananaticism and one-sidedness that leaves the readers feeling that the writers are lacking in knowledge and perspective. Just because people make jokes about what you believe or do not believe in what you do does not mean that they are evil or wrong! It used to be thought that slavery was perfectly decent and good...hmm...I guess with a little more insight that way of thinking changed didn't it?!? So stop concentrating on those who think differently and start concentrating on a way to make this world a better one, which as I understand, is the goal of Christianity anyway!

Anonymous said...

this is just bullshit, you say beer i sbetter than jesus, making fun of my God ? When i find you im gonna chop yur dik off and stick it up ur ass u fuckn rat

Anonymous said...

Nobody here is forcing their beliefs on anyone but I think it is pathetic the way you people mock Jesus and God without thinking of the ramifications. Do you think what would happen if you died tomorrow without asking for forgivness??? You would have a first class trip to hell!!!! Stop misinterpreting the bible!!! Ask God for forgiveness today!

Anonymous said...

Don't take the name of the Lord in vain.... u will regret one day for doing this... i pray His love transforms u into a wonderful person someday!!! Praise the Lord!!!

Anonymous said...

To The real Christians!!

Don't comment on this silly picture and don't give it an importance; because who made it, is a sick person: and we know that devil exists everywhere and he can also make fun of Jesus' pictures.

P.S: Mr. Imagination: Make fun on your friend's pictures if u can, so they can give you their opinion verbally or you will be hurt by one of them HERO.

Anonymous said...

Jesus was a Jew! LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

JESUS is the son of GOD, so how dare you mock him??????

Anonymous said...

i ask jesus to forgive who done this.

Toss me a Cigarette said...

i love that picture of jesus with a beer and a cigarette. that's great

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Anonymous said...

i have to say guys, there is a lot of controversy here over a little joke.

1st of all, everyone saying "you dont know what you are getting into" and "oo blasphemy" etc. have you ever considered that maybe going into a religion you dont know what you are getting yourselves into as you were pushed by parents? perhaps indoctrinated into a religion at a young age and dont know its true meaning?

2nd, im not saying Jesus wasnt real or anything, im just not a christian and find this quite funny, i just feel that he was a guy with good ideas (thats why i like the idea of Buddhism personally), and as it has been said, religion causes wars, if people kept religion as an idea then it wouldnt start a war as wars arent started over ideas. Furthermore its easy to change an idea, but when you try to change or criticise a religion, all this controversy happens.

3rd, didnt Jesus preach peace and love and understanding, all the virtues of God? in that case im sure he will understand that this a bit of harmless fun and will honestly not get you sent to hell, there is no commandment that says "Thou shalt go to hell if thy poke fun at Jesus"

4th, there is actually no proof of Jesus Christ existing, what i dont get is why all the preachers here blindly follow a religion with no actual foundation, there is no proof the people in the Bible existed, there is no proof God exists, yes it is all to do with faith but there is a ifference between blind conviction (which most of you seem to have) and faith, question your religion, God gave you free will to do such things, as God is infallible and good, go ahead and question!

finally, do you all serisouly think that ALL atheists such as this guy are going to hell? ever heard of virtuous non-believers? just because he doesnt believe in God or Christianity or any religion doesnt mean hes going to hell, if he is virtuous (has the virtues of god like a caring nature, peaceful, loving etc.) then he isnt going to hell as so many of you have said

finally finally! it seems to me that a loada people here are just preaching, if people wanted to convert to a religion, they would do it themselves, they dont need people pushing their beliefs onto others, tehres enough of that from every religion as it is,there doesnt need to be intrnet preaching as well

p.s. dont pray for me, i'd rather you didnt

Anonymous said...

Thank God for atheists :-)

Anonymous said...

This is really some thing to cry about ! Oh lord, Please forgive this stupid child. It's evident he was not supposed to be born into this world. I pray for you my dear friend ! Watch out for you don't know the depth of your fault !!!

Anonymous said...

If you think you've succeeded, then you're wrong ! Pray and seek forgiveness from god for you really don't know the seriousness of your sin. You are one of those Judases who betray the whole world everyday. AN AGENT OF SATAN !! Don't let it be too late to realize your sin stupid. You're knocking on the HELL's door !!!

Anonymous said...

I would like to know if you're still alive or are you already dead and gone ??? If you're still alive, post your own picture so that people at least can pray for you . . .

Anonymous said...

Jesus is forgiving only those who really repent their wrong doings. Don't take anything for granted. Jesus is our father ! So you've done this to your father idiot . . . Don't you at least honor your father because of whom you're here today ?? I'm so sorry for you man .. .. ..

Anonymous said...

Hahahah very funny. Even more funny are some of the comments.

Anonymous said...

No one will go to hell. Jesus died for our sins so we wouldn't have to go to hell. This includes everybody, even atheists. I can't belive some of you call yourselves Christian. with all the hate and spite in your words, I'm sure Jesus would be ashamed to hear you call your selves Christian.

Anonymous said...

who written this stupid sentences ?
please God forgive him

Anonymous said...

wow, people are taking the internet seriously again, silly christians

Anonymous said...

Budweiser?! I do not drink Budweiser! As the son of god i would never drink such a foul machine run-off beer.

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Anonymous said...

we were having a laugh about all this, stupid christians, until that last comment. makes me worry people like that are allowed to walk around amongst us sane people. almost makes me want to drink beer but i don't like the taste of it much.

Anonymous said...

wow man this is really disrespectful i would takes this off and all of you who think this is funny that is wrong.

Anonymous said...

This is stupid! JESUS is 20 billion times better then beer or smoking. At least JESUS saves us, not kill us. Ur stupid to believe that beer is better then JESUS!

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Unknown said...

beer is bigger than The Beatles .. end of .. !!

Anonymous said...

May brother whoever you are after all the reasons you gave for liking beer over Jesus you know he still loves you...
do remember him when you get over your drunkenness...
I will pray for you...

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